My native black American friend*, also going places
Please be the model for the next Assassins Creed…
Holy shit please
I actually started screaming “AM I MOR-” really loudly and now I’m amazed and embarrassed at the same time.
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
She is so freakin’ cute.
NO. THIS HAS TO BE FAKE. I AM DEAD. SHE IS PERF.
i will never be as fly as this tiny human child
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
when a teacher postpones a test