Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.
I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough
How does this even relate to Snickers
Snickers’ whole slogan is that you’re not yourself when you’re hungry
The joke is that these guys are all hungry, so they’re not acting the way construction workers normally act; like catcalling dickheads
So they’re turning Feminism into Faminism
I Gave You All -Mumford & Sons
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
gravity was such a great film